10. You know why Hans and Franz didn’t go into pervious concrete contracting? They couldn’t pump it up.
9. Plain concrete and pervious concrete walk into a bar and the bartender says to the pervious concrete, “We don’t serve his type here. You have to be over 21 percent voids.”
8. Did you hear about the 20 year-old pervious concrete that was still wearing diapers? Apparently he can’t hold his water.
7. What was pervious concrete’s favorite movie? Rocky
6. What was pervious concrete’s 2nd favorite movie? A River Runs Through It
5. Why didn’t they use pervious concrete at the preschool? The architect didn’t want anybody eating the paste.
4. You heard the library liked pervious concrete? …mostly because it didn’t have any fines.
3. Pervious concrete is on a plane with the President and a duck. The plane is about to crash and there’s only one parachute left. The duck says, “Hey, I don’t need it, I have wings,” and flies away. The pervious concrete says, “Please, Mr. President, you take it. I don’t fear death, I’ve lived a holy life.”
2. Some pervious concrete goes into a saloon. The bar keeper asks if he wants some whiskey. The pervious concrete says, “Whiskey? No, I can’t drink that stuff. It goes right through me.”
1. Did you hear about the pervious concrete that was caught shoplifting? It seems he picked up some suspended solids then couldn’t runoff.
I never said they were good jokes!